by Gerald Beanery, MoreHorror.com
To everyone's surprise, the youngest geezer in Hollywood, has some how taken home the “glass” from the 1st annual EOTM Awards for “Best Scream Indie Director” for horror film Slink. Jared Masters was accompanied by his latest discovery, dream date Danielle Stavin, who has no acting experience but nevertheless will star as Zeb, the hot drummer, in his new Paranormal all-girl band thriller Deadly Punkettes. Masters recognizes real talent in choosing D'Lannie Brown to fill the bill, which might also feature some of the rising pop star's hit tracks. She's Photogenic's definition, and a synonym of grace. D'Lannie is also the star of the hit new reality show Raising Fame. Skylar Ripp was was also cast because she is dynamic and marvelous on and off screen. The film is also set to star Claire Gordon-Harper, if an actress was any sweeter she'd be on daytime television. She might be the only member of the band that's a real musician. Also, on keyboards, is the darling Miss Madeline McGrane, an acting angel from theatrical heaven.
The film also includes the lavishly well-rounded chops of Julia Faye West, as Missy, the stepmom/morning lush. Jackie Shea will also adorn the cinema space with her portrayal of Jocelyn Winters, the conniving two-faced bi-polar queen who’s defining moment in character exploration and tone has come. Masters admits that some male roles he’s written he’s now converting to female roles, as he’s more inspired by them, this is why when he found Jen Lee Nielson, he realized she’d play the perfect Franki Riesling, the not-too-tomboyish tom boy, a challenge they don’t go over at Stella Adler. And whoever opened a teen mystery book and let Elizabeth Peterson hop out should be credited in the Special Thanks section, for allowing the endearing hundred pounds of fun to be immortalized in this rare sub-genre film of girl band glory. In 2001 it was Josie and the Pussycats, In 2010 it was The Runaways and in 2014 it will be…. Deadly Punkettes. The first paranormal all-girl band movie ever!
The film also is rumored to feature Anthony Del Negro, Kamuela Kim, Lourdes Narro, Jillean Tucker, Ashley Whelan, Porter Wiley, Dave Knapp, Lauren Reible, Bahia Garrigan, Tammy Vo, Rachel Brann, Ayara Anai, Diana Castelan, Katherine Cronyn, and Ella Arro. Produced by David Petovar, Julia Faye West, Sunny Vachher, Mikko Tervonen, and Seth Metoyer. With original music by Eva Landon, David Petovar and Sean Gibson. Cinematography by Tim McCombe. Dawna Lee Heising will also be appearing in this picture, in a top secret role. The perfect cinema icon also won the EOTM Award for Outstanding TV Talk Show Host!
